Get ready for it, I’ve watched “Choke.”

  • MENSTRUAL BLOAT. YES.
  • Coach Roz Washington is amazing. I don’t care what people say about NeNe Leakes, I REALLY LIKE THIS CHARACTER because she’s strong, confident, calls people out on their bullshit and on top of that she’s funny as hell. Santana got fucking served, and she deserved it (and this is coming from somebody who is pretty much in love with Santana Lopez).
  • Chris, baby, your voice is so amazing. Also more candles. ALWAYS MORE CANDLES. LESS IS MORE.
  • Can somebody please wake up and see that Puck has got a problem that really is hurting him and that he needs help. Seriously Finn, I know you’re not the sharpest but that would have tipped anyone off.
  • School’s Out was awesome, but being somebody who loves her good classic rock, why did they lower the volume on the guitar
  • OH MY GOD MIKE ASKING BLAINE FOR HAIR ADVICE NO BBY YOU’RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE A GLISTENING WET EEL ON PROM THAT’S NOT OKAY
  • I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone that much out of place as Joe Hart does in the locker room scene. He should be lying in front of the school painting weird expressionistic paintings or something.
  • Rachel Berry, have you met Kurt Hummel? He is big and flashy and loves showing off. Not The Boy Next Door is a perfect fucking fit, okay? Kurt is also very strong in what he does and he wants to get in. As if he would sabotage for himself, be it unconsciously or not.
  • While Cell Block Tango was so wildly inappropriate it was hard to believe that the girls could actually be that stupid, it was a really good performance. Jenna Ushkowitz, please have sex with me.
  • Dot Marie Jones’ acting is so freaking superb it’s painful. Shannon is so believable, but most of all she is easy to relate to which makes the message of her storyline so much easier to actually stick. Watching Dot pour her heart out like that makes it very, very hard to forget about this, even though Glee then proceeds to return to its normal shitty humour.
  • Mark Salling’s acting is also freaking superb. It’s really his time to shine in this episode, and even though I think it’s waaaay later than it should have been, I’m happy he at least got some good material before possibly being written off the show.
  • Not The Boy Next Door. Perfect. Just perfect. Last tone destroyed me completely. Chris, you have such an amazing voice.
  • The Rain In Spain literally had me squirming with laughter. Silly boys <3
  • IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT LOOK LIKE KURT PICKED OUT THE SWEATER PUCK WAS WEARING WHEN HE TOOK HIS TEST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
  • Shake It Out was really, really good. I loved their harmonies, was just a little bugged that they didn’t use Brittany and Sugar’s voices in it as well, all they did was man the flanks and smile sweetly. Jenna Ushkowitz though, totally rocked the pants off that song.
  • And of course this episode has to end with Rachel Berry belting out some high notes in a song that has absolutely nothing to do with her NYADA audition. The writers need to realise that ‘songs that make us all weak and teary eyed’ does not automatically mean break up songs, because honestly, after the Andercest/Blooper thing that should have been clear. Not to say Cry was bad, because it was really well sung and Lea’s voice is perfect for it,  but it just didn’t fit in at all.
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