I shit you not, this fucking episode made me yell at my laptop.

Roundup. Fuck everything. This was fucking horrible.

  • Schue should just lock himself up in a tiny box somewhere where he can’t do anymore damage to people. Honestly, if it came out that Emma was one of the people who had been in an abusive relationship in “Choke”, I would not be surprised. The guy is a major dick and I’m sick of seeing his face on my screen.
  • How Will I Know was good. I liked it. It didn’t need that much Rachel though. And seriously, did everybody BUT Kurt get a solo in that song or was I too busy to notice. Honest to god, this show is a trainwreck.
  • Brittany is adorable and I actually liked Dance With Somebody. Not cool with the Quinn bit though.
  • Blaine. How do I even BEGIN with fucking Blaine Anderson. First of all, he’s the biggest cock to ever walk the planet. Oh, Kurt only talks about NYADA? Well how about you take into consideration that it’s his fucking dream, you narcissistic asshole. He’s been living in Lima all his life where people haven’t accepted him, cut the guy some slack for wanting some fucking freedom. And so you use Kurt’s talk about NYADA demonize him, you neglect him (shut up Blainestans, if Blaine can’t be happy for his own fucking boyfriend and make him feel special then Blaine honestly does not deserve a boyfriend, and definitely doesn’t deserve Kurt), and when Kurt finds somebody that does make him feel special, then you’re not in the wrong at all and oh my god, I thought you loved me. BULL. SHIT. Blaine needs to wake the fuck up and realize he’s not the only thing in Kurt’s life. And singing that song? I have never liked the way Glee handles with emotional drama by bringing it up in front of the entire fucking club but that was just wow. Extraordinarily fucked up, even for Glee. And everybody singing along and shit? That must have made Kurt feel absolutely awesome for talking to somebody who’s made him feel good. On top of that, it’s the most hypocritical thing I have ever seen, the amount of cheating that’s been going on in this club is fucking ridiculous. The only one who can actually criticize Kurt’s actions would be Joe and that’s probably only because he hasn’t been on the show for that long. The rest of them can just fuck off, though. I’m not saying that Kurt’s flawless, he shouldn’t have kept Blaine in the dark about that, he shouldn’t have done it, but fucking hell, it’s not like Blaine hadn’t been way too friendly with Sebastian. This is also so damn out of character that I don’t know what to do. Kurt is an honest person. This does not make any sense whatsoever.
  • Fucking stop it with the god damn blangsting already, I thought Blaine and Cooper had already broken up.
  • Darren Criss’ acting in Ms Pillsbury’s office was so. fucking. off. I have nothing against Darren, he’s a great guy, he sings and acts really good, but that scene was just, no. And I don’t fucking blame him, what with the material he was given.
  • Pezberry duet, I liked it. It was good.
  • … And now right back to horrible stuff. Chandler. No. Call me a negative bitch but I hated that guy. Apparently, gays only come in two shades, the type A flaming one, such as Kurt, Blaine and Chandler or type B, Dave Karofsky. The only exception is Sebastian, but where the fuck has he gone now you think. This Chandler guy could have been awesome, but instead they basically mixed Kurt with Blaine and got this little shithead. His face-to-face personality doesn’t match his text personality at all. Every time he opened his mouth, I told him to shut up.
  • Joe and Quinn. I sort of liked it up until the song and the rehab scenes. Can all writers who had any part in this just fuck off? What happened to strong independent Quinn who was going off to Yale and who didn’t need a guy? Also, the Joe/Sam conversation really pissed me off. The topic was just waaay too awkward, and then Sam basically said that Joe needed to choose between his faith or fucking Quinn. Like Quinn doesn’t have a say in it, like Joe can’t have both. 
  • I don’t see why on earth Burt would ever skip family dinner nights, what with him being so upset with Kurt for missing a few back in season one. that’s another thing that’s out of character. Loved the rest of the Burt/Kurt scene though.
  • … And then there was I Have Nothing. This song had the perfect build up with the Hummel scene, and then it get directed right back at Blaine, because that’s apparently the only thing that Kurt should think about, I mean Blaine is the air the he breathes, right? Right? No. Can this show stop revolving around Blaine, please.
  • Better yet, can we stop victimizing Blaine.
  • Puck is pretty much the only thing that makes this better. There’s one thing the writers didn’t fuck up in DWS. His character growth is amazing, it feels natural and not like he’s a complete different person. 
  • And so on to the main theme for the episode; Whitney. This is not a tribute. It’s just making money off a woman who hasn’t even been dead for 6 months. Personally I find that disgusting.

Right, that’s it. I’m out.



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